Today was medical procedure Tuesday. I will skip the details of what kind of procedure it was, because that's TMI for here, but it had nothing to do with my foot, and everybody there was extremely nice. They sent me home with a bottle of water and a hand-signed thank-you card. Who knows--they might be seeing me later for foot surgery (hope not!).
I am going to accept that I can't visit this site on my laptop on either Chrome or Firefox (because I'm too chicken to click the "go ahead to the site" button). I have a few other computers that I can use with no problems. Haven't tried an iPad yet, because I don't have one.