What I've managed to do today:
Take a shower
Listen to "Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me"
Take Bernadette through the McDonald's drive-thru
Place another order with L.L. Bean (for 10% off)
Check on the score of the Broncos game
After looking at that rather dismal list, I determined it was time to put a load of laundry in the machine.
By the way, Bernadette's personalized collar is very nice.