I had Chinese food for lunch today. I thought I ordered chicken and broccoli, and was a little dismayed that it was so expensive (not expensive-expensive, but about $1 more than I was expecting). I figured it was just a case of prices going up again. When I got home, I saw that I had gotten shrimp and broccoli instead. Which isn't a problem, because I love shrimp. Next time I need to remember to enunciate more clearly.
That, combined with a nap, has been the highlight of my day.