May 30th - 99 not out

[Gordonb]

Forgive the cricketing title ... today is my mother's 99th birthday!

It just occurred to me that god forbid I live to her age, I have exactly half of my existing life to go! I think it's pretty unlikely I'll make 99 and when I reminded Rey of the longevity of my genes he got depressed! 

Can you imagine reaching 99?

[Chris L]

Yes, but by then 99 will be the new 69.